Uh, oh

The good news is we had a pretty damn good dress rehearsal last night. Yay!

The bad news is that, according to theatrical superstition, a bad dress rehearsal means a good opening night. Uh, oh.

Well, in the immortal words of Doris Day, que sera sera. Whatever will be, will be.

We have four first-time actors in this panto. As long as none of them freezes completely when the audience starts yelling and booing, as long as we all stumble through some approximation of our lines and nobody falls off stage, I think we’ll call it a success.