Brava!

God, I love this woman.

First there was this during last year’s state of the union address.

I do enjoy a nice bit of sarcasm, me.

Then there was that sharp look and finger wag that quickly silenced the Democrats who were about to cheer or applaud when she was announcing the opening of Trump’s impeachment inquiry.

Then last night there was this.

When asked by a reporter why she had ripped up what she referred to as Trump’s manifesto of mistruths, she said: “Because it was the courteous thing to do, considering the alternatives.”

Oh, brava, Nancy! No need to spell it out. Just leave everyone with the marvellous picture in their heads of you rolling the speech up, setting it on fire and shoving it up the Wankmaggot’s ass. Perfect.

I didn’t watch the speech. Life’s too short. (There were a dozen or so Democrats who clearly thought the same, getting up and walking out before it was over.) But I gather it was a whopper, complete with a scholarship for a little black girl, a 100-year-old Tuskegee airman, the on camera reunion of an active duty serviceman with his family and (gag me) the awarding of the medal of freedom to Rush Limbaugh. I definitely would have barfed.

Thank heavens for Nancy Pelosi.

Meanwhile in Iowa…

They say you should start as you mean to go on. If that’s true, the cluster fuck that was Iowa’s caucus on Monday does not bode well for the Democrats. The words “piss up” and “brewery” spring to mind.

Hardly surprising that both The Daily Show and Stephen Colbert’s show featured spoof promotions about paper ballots last night.

Never trust an app.