Keep on smiling

There’s no doubt about it – thanks to the Wankmaggot and his malevolent minions, it’s a shit show out there. What’s been going on in Minneapolis is a break your heart, make your blood boil shit show.

But didn’t it make you smile when you found out Springsteen’s song had, within a couple of days of its release, made it to number one in 19 countries, including the United States? Wankmaggot apoplectic.

You gotta take what you can get.

Because it makes him so damn happy, Stephen Colbert has vowed to use any excuse he can to run this clip.

Of course the best part of this is the poor widdle agent being so embarrassed that he has to run away to his car. Yeah, okay, bit of a pussy.

Then there’s Hell’s Granny here.

This would be completely hilarious if it weren’t also tinged with relief that none of these fuckers decided to go all Dirty Harry on her.

But my favourite moment (yours, too, I bet) was discovering that Governor Tim Walz had deployed and dispatched the Minnesota National Guard.

That’s right. Walz sent out the state’s national guard members to distribute coffee, hot chocolate and donuts to the protesters. God, I love that guy. He still knows how to push the Wankmaggot’s buttons.

And while the good people of Minneapolis were out in the cold protesting the lawlessness of ICE goons, the “great and the good” (she writes, tongue firmly wedged in cheek) were gathering in Washington at what was once the globally admired Kennedy Center for the world premiere of a $75 million Bezos bribe.

Thank you for this, Jordan Klepper.

No surprise this so-called documentary has been universally panned. I believe its current Rotten Tomatoes score is 7%. (Laughs gleefully.)

And my personal favourite.

Of course the Scots have turned insulting the Wankmaggot into an art form. God love ’em.

Hope at least one thing here has raised a smile – perhaps even made you laugh.