The debate they saw

Before the debate last night I said I hoped Harris would say something that would actually make the Wankmaggot’s head explode. Instead, thanks to the ABC “moderators”, I thought my head was going to explode.

I mean what the fuck? Why the hell did they keep letting him have another response? Wasn’t the deal that the microphones would be turned off when it wasn’t the candidate’s turn? Time after time after time Harris spoke and the Wankmaggot started ranting and, having said “moving along” they still  let him spew more shit.

Okay, yes, they did some fact checking, pointing out that it is not legal in any state to kill babies after birth and that there is no fucking evidence of migrants eating pets in Springfield. But they repeatedly  let him have an extra go. Lost track of how many times I yelled “fuck you” at the television. I wanted to punch ABC. (Like I could punch a corporation.)

Came home from debate-with-friends dinner and got some much needed, less blood boiling takes.

Start with MSNBC. Would their pro-Harris spin make me feel less angry? Not necessarily, but Tim Walz being informed of Taylor Swift’s Harris endorsement definitely cheered me up.

Great timing, cat lady.

Then it was time to see what Stephen Colbert (who had somewhat gleefully announced the previous night that he was officially on the Wankmaggot’s hit list) had to say about the debate.

Yes, “from this… former president” was also one of my favourite moments.

And Jon Stewart?

Yeah, fuck Dick Cheney. But his endorsement did make me smile. We’re all still waiting for Dubya. (Not that he – or Cheney – have any sway with the shit show the Republican Party has become.)

Clearly I should have done what I did during the RNC. I should have left it to Colbert and Stewart to provide me with the edited highlights and saved myself the frustration of yelling at the TV: “Why the fuck is he STILL talking?”