Mini Maggot

Okay, I admit it. I had the same reaction on Saturday that I had in March 1981 when I heard Ronald Reagan had been shot: Hurrah! Then I heard that Trump, like Reagan before him, would be fine and again I thought: How does this work? You shoot Martin Luther King and Bobby Kennedy and they die. You shoot George Wallace and he lives. You shoot John Lennon and he dies. You shoot Ronald Reagan and he lives. I won’t say it’s not fair, because, honestly, gun violence is just wrong. Whoever the victim, whether it’s the presumptive (as he was on Saturday) nominee of the Republican party or a ten-year-old caught in the crossfire of a gang shoot out, it’s just wrong. (But be honest. Wasn’t there a fraction of a second when you thought ‘thank heavens, that’s over’?)

And so the Wankmaggot is now in that “horrible city” Milwaukee, riding high.

In Florida, his favourite judge, Aileen Cannon, has (as everyone has long suspected she would) thrown out the classified documents (theft thereof) case against him.  

As I said yesterday after I heard the news, I guess we know who the Wankmaggot will nominate to replace Thomas or Alito on the Supremacist Court if the worst comes to pass and he is re-elected. Suspect that’s what she’s been angling for all along. (Unless he already promised her.) I’m not saying this Wankmaggot-appointed judge is the most clueless person to ever don a robe and preside over a courtroom, but you’d have to show me plenty of evidence to prove there’s ever been anyone more incompetent.

As this analysis of her ruling in Rolling Stone states: “If this case had been before any honest judge in America, it would have been decided by now.”

Of course her ruling will be appealed, as it should. And, if the worst doesn’t come to the worst, the ruling will certainly be overturned and the whole case started again.

Meanwhile, back in Milwaukee, the MAGA cult went wild over the announcement of which maggot the Wankmaggot had chosen as his running mate.

The once very vocal Never Trumper J D Vance, who underwent a total conversion that led him to being endorsed by the Wankmaggot and being elected as a senator* in Ohio, is a vile human being.

His name has been in the mix for a while. (Did poor, deluded Marco Rubio ever really think he had a chance?) Thus the Democrats were ready as soon as the announcement was made. No abortion under any circumstances. Women suffering from domestic violence should stay in their marriages. Nice.

Oh, and the head of the Heritage Foundation, whose dystopian vision for the future of the United States has been detailed at great length in Project 2025, is delighted with Vance’s nomination. ’Nuff said.

Is there anything good to say about the Wankmaggot’s choice? Well, as Elizabeth Warren pointed out yesterday, it will be fun watching Kamala Harris shred Mini Maggot in the VP debate.

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* Vance should never have been elected in Ohio. If the Democrats had put as much effort into supporting Tim Ryan in his campaign against Mini Maggot as they did into supporting John Fetterman’s campaign against Wankmaggot-endorsed Dr Oz in Pennsylvania, the Republicans would only have 48 senators now.